你的鱼其实正在对你的水草造景指手画脚。 现在你终于拿到证据了。
贴着鱼缸玻璃按下快门。SimpFish使用25层景深连拍消减反光、定格冲刺鱼儿，在手机端识别鱼种，并生成它脑海中充满优越感的刻薄独白。
Snap. Scrub. Judged.
Point your camera at the tank. Tap the shutter. Now you have a tack-sharp photo of your fish and a glowing thought bubble explaining why it hates your filter outflow. That is the whole app (apart from the rest of it).
Freeze the begging swarm
The second you walk up to the tank, your guppies rush the front glass to beg for flakes two centimeters from your lens. Standard iPhone 1× cameras cannot focus closer than 20cm. Tap ✿ Macro for 2cm focus, or fire a 25-shot focus sweep into the deep tank at 1/180s.
Scrub to the sharpest eyeball
In aquarium photography, if the tail fin is sharp, the eye is a blur. SimpFish scores every frame on the Apple Neural Engine and pins ✨ AI #1 on the crispest shot. Drag the Depth Scrubber from Front Glass to Deep Tank to inspect every millimeter yourself.
Roll a name and roast your tank
Tap 🎲 Famous Name for Gill Clinton or Swim Shady, or 🎲 Stupid Name for Barnaby the Glutton. Pick a mood tag like 🤪 DERP, 🫧 ZERO THOUGHTS, or 🍤 FOOD GREMLIN, and export a 4K card or 60 FPS TikTok Reel.
What is going on behind those unblinking eyes?
Pick a tank inmate below. Hit 🎲 Reroll Thought or 🎲 Roll Fish Name to test the on-device comedy engine right in your browser.
"Why does the filter have a filter-matic crush on my neon fin? Also I have not eaten in forty-seven years. Drop the flake."
Ate bloodworms three minutes ago. Convinced it will perish of malnutrition before dinner.
Why your $1,200 iPhone takes $2 photos of your $200 fish.
You spent a small fortune on low-iron rimless glass, CO2 injection, and imported Bucephalandra. Yet every photo in your camera roll is a radioactive green blur swimming past a crystal-clear reflection of your grey sweatpants.
Default Camera & $40/yr Scanners
Why It Fails- 1. The 20cm Guppy Begging Wall
- Walk within six feet of your tank and every guppy, platy, and betta rushes the front glass to beg for food 2 to 5cm from your phone. The standard iPhone 1× lens cannot focus closer than 20cm, turning your fish into an out-of-focus blob.
- 2. Smart HDR Fin Ghosting
- Apple Photonic Engine fuses multiple slow exposures together. That works for a parked car, not a neon tetra darting behind Java fern at Mach 2.
- 3. The Sweatpants Mirror & Reef Blue Soup
- Room lamps turn flat aquarium glass into a mirror, while 450nm royal blue reef LEDs overload the CMOS sensor into a washed-out purple haze.
- 4. "Congrats on Your Atlantic Salmon"
- Generic cloud scanner apps upload your living room to a remote server, make you wait four seconds, call your freshwater Betta splendens a wild Atlantic salmon, and demand $39.99/year.
SimpFish Aquarium Optics Pipeline
Built for Tank GlassPress right against the glass
Locks the ultra-wide macro autofocus system down to 2 centimeters so begging guppies, shrimp eyes, and glass-surfing corydoras come out tack-sharp. Plus, touching the rubber phone case to the glass blocks room reflections.
Sweep the whole water column
Fires an 8, 15, 25, or 40-shot burst while sweeping lens focus from the front pane into the back stem plants. Our 20-slice+ manual depth scrubber and ✨ AI #1 pin let you pick the exact frame where the eyeball sparkles.
Kill reflections & reef blue blowout
CoreImage polarized de-glare strips away room haze, while our computational Actinic De-Blue digital orange filter balances 450nm royal blue reef LEDs so coral fluorescence pops without clip-on plastic lenses.
4 viral social video modes
Turn any burst into a 60 FPS vertical video with animated speech bubbles tracking your fish across the tank. Choose Majestic vs Derp 🤪, Hyper Zoom Loop 🔁, Slow-Mo, or Classic.
Pay $0 forever. Or $4.99 once. Never rent a camera app.
Other fish scanner apps charge $39.99 every year because they upload your photos to cloud servers. SimpFish runs 100% on your iPhone Neural Engine with no subscription required. Our server bill is $0.00, so you never pay a recurring fee.
警惕订阅收费陷阱
把你家客厅背景上传到远程服务器，把基础功能锁在续费墙后，还经常把孔雀鱼认成鲤鱼。
- ✕ 每年自动续费扣款 39.99 美元
- ✕ 鱼一贴近玻璃，普通相机 1x 镜头就会彻底失焦糊片
- ✕ 没有景深分层，也无法消除鱼缸玻璃反光
- ✕ 没有鱼儿内心独白、奇葩名字与小视频制作
- ✕ 强制联网并上传个人照片到云端
SimpFish 免费版
没有3天自动扣费陷阱，无需注册账号。下载后对准鱼缸，10秒内立即开始嘲讽你的鱼。
- ✓ 无限次 8、15、25 张高速连拍合成
- ✓ 25 层景深微调滑块 + ✨ AI 最佳帧推荐
- ✓ 无限制本地离线鱼种识别与固定鱼种功能
- ✓ 无限制生成搞笑刻薄独白与无厘头鱼名
- ✓ 15 种情绪标签、5 种气泡样式与偏光消反光滤镜
- ✓ 两步快速导出分享卡片（含小巧水印）
SimpFish Pro
比一盒鱼粮或一份莫斯水草还便宜。支持 Apple 家人共享，解锁完整工作室功能。
- ★ 去除所有水印: 适合发小红书、朋友圈、Reddit 与打印的 4K 纯净画质
- ★ 60 帧 TikTok / 视频号工作室: 鱼儿动态追踪气泡 + 4 种社交视频模式
- ★ ★ 2cm 超近微距: 超广角微距自动对焦，专治趴在玻璃上讨食的鱼
- ★ 40 层深度堆叠: 从缸前玻璃一直清晰贯穿到缸底背景水草
- ★ 家人共享 ✓ 最多与 5 位家庭成员免费共享
Questions from fellow fish nerds.
How the 25/40-slice depth scrubber works, why 2cm macro matters for begging livebearers, and why there is no subscription.
SimpFish 是如何消除鱼缸玻璃反光与杂乱倒影的？ ↓
SimpFish 识别鱼种需要强制付费订阅吗？ ↓
设备端 AI 是如何在断网情况下识辨鱼种的？ ↓
SimpFish 会生成什么样的鱼儿心声与人设？ ↓
为什么普通的手机相机拍不好鱼缸里的鱼？ ↓
SimpFish 能识别海水珊瑚以及稀有的慈鲷变异品种吗？ ↓
SimpFish 如何解决海水珊瑚缸强蓝光 LED 过曝发紫的问题？ ↓
我的鱼缸照片与隐私数据安全吗？ ↓
如何导出鱼儿表情包并分享到社交平台？ ↓
我可以修改或者重新生成鱼儿的心声独白吗？ ↓
运行 SimpFish 需要什么样的 iPhone 硬件和系统版本？ ↓
SimpFish 与 Picture Fish 或钓鱼类软件相比有什么优势？ ↓
别再用糊成一片的照片委屈你几百块的好鱼了。
免费下载 SimpFish。定格讨食鱼群，滑动 40 层景深，看你的斗鱼又在背地里怎么谋算那只神秘螺。