Tu pez está juzgando tu acuario. Ahora tienes las pruebas.
Apunta tu iPhone al cristal. SimpFish dispara un barrido de profundidad de 25 capas para congelar peces veloces sin reflejos de tu ropa en el acuario, identifica la especie en el dispositivo y escribe su monólogo mezquino.
Snap. Scrub. Judged.
Point your camera at the tank. Tap the shutter. Now you have a tack-sharp photo of your fish and a glowing thought bubble explaining why it hates your filter outflow. That is the whole app (apart from the rest of it).
Freeze the begging swarm
The second you walk up to the tank, your guppies rush the front glass to beg for flakes two centimeters from your lens. Standard iPhone 1× cameras cannot focus closer than 20cm. Tap ✿ Macro for 2cm focus, or fire a 25-shot focus sweep into the deep tank at 1/180s.
Scrub to the sharpest eyeball
In aquarium photography, if the tail fin is sharp, the eye is a blur. SimpFish scores every frame on the Apple Neural Engine and pins ✨ AI #1 on the crispest shot. Drag the Depth Scrubber from Front Glass to Deep Tank to inspect every millimeter yourself.
Roll a name and roast your tank
Tap 🎲 Famous Name for Gill Clinton or Swim Shady, or 🎲 Stupid Name for Barnaby the Glutton. Pick a mood tag like 🤪 DERP, 🫧 ZERO THOUGHTS, or 🍤 FOOD GREMLIN, and export a 4K card or 60 FPS TikTok Reel.
What is going on behind those unblinking eyes?
Pick a tank inmate below. Hit 🎲 Reroll Thought or 🎲 Roll Fish Name to test the on-device comedy engine right in your browser.
"Why does the filter have a filter-matic crush on my neon fin? Also I have not eaten in forty-seven years. Drop the flake."
Ate bloodworms three minutes ago. Convinced it will perish of malnutrition before dinner.
Why your $1,200 iPhone takes $2 photos of your $200 fish.
You spent a small fortune on low-iron rimless glass, CO2 injection, and imported Bucephalandra. Yet every photo in your camera roll is a radioactive green blur swimming past a crystal-clear reflection of your grey sweatpants.
Default Camera & $40/yr Scanners
Why It Fails- 1. The 20cm Guppy Begging Wall
- Walk within six feet of your tank and every guppy, platy, and betta rushes the front glass to beg for food 2 to 5cm from your phone. The standard iPhone 1× lens cannot focus closer than 20cm, turning your fish into an out-of-focus blob.
- 2. Smart HDR Fin Ghosting
- Apple Photonic Engine fuses multiple slow exposures together. That works for a parked car, not a neon tetra darting behind Java fern at Mach 2.
- 3. The Sweatpants Mirror & Reef Blue Soup
- Room lamps turn flat aquarium glass into a mirror, while 450nm royal blue reef LEDs overload the CMOS sensor into a washed-out purple haze.
- 4. "Congrats on Your Atlantic Salmon"
- Generic cloud scanner apps upload your living room to a remote server, make you wait four seconds, call your freshwater Betta splendens a wild Atlantic salmon, and demand $39.99/year.
SimpFish Aquarium Optics Pipeline
Built for Tank GlassPress right against the glass
Locks the ultra-wide macro autofocus system down to 2 centimeters so begging guppies, shrimp eyes, and glass-surfing corydoras come out tack-sharp. Plus, touching the rubber phone case to the glass blocks room reflections.
Sweep the whole water column
Fires an 8, 15, 25, or 40-shot burst while sweeping lens focus from the front pane into the back stem plants. Our 20-slice+ manual depth scrubber and ✨ AI #1 pin let you pick the exact frame where the eyeball sparkles.
Kill reflections & reef blue blowout
CoreImage polarized de-glare strips away room haze, while our computational Actinic De-Blue digital orange filter balances 450nm royal blue reef LEDs so coral fluorescence pops without clip-on plastic lenses.
4 viral social video modes
Turn any burst into a 60 FPS vertical video with animated speech bubbles tracking your fish across the tank. Choose Majestic vs Derp 🤪, Hyper Zoom Loop 🔁, Slow-Mo, or Classic.
Pay $0 forever. Or $4.99 once. Never rent a camera app.
Other fish scanner apps charge $39.99 every year because they upload your photos to cloud servers. SimpFish runs 100% on your iPhone Neural Engine with no subscription required. Our server bill is $0.00, so you never pay a recurring fee.
La trampa de la suscripción
Sube las fotos de tu salón a servidores remotos, bloquea funciones básicas tras muros de pago y cree que tu guppy es una carpa.
- ✕ Suscripción anual autorrenovable de $39.99
- ✕ La cámara 1x borrosa falla cuando los peces se acercan al cristal
- ✕ Cero control de profundidad o eliminación de reflejos
- ✕ Sin pensamientos de peces, nombres graciosos ni videos
- ✕ Requiere conexión constante a internet y subir datos a la nube
SimpFish Gratis
Sin trampas de prueba de 3 días. Sin pantallas de registro. Descárgala, apunta al acuario y empieza en 10 segundos.
- ✓ Ráfagas ilimitadas de 8, 15 y 25 disparos
- ✓ Selector manual de 25 capas de profundidad + selección ✨ IA #1
- ✓ Identificación de especies ilimitada en el dispositivo y bloqueo de especie
- ✓ Monólogos sarcásticos ilimitados y nombres graciosos de peces
- ✓ 15 etiquetas de humor, 5 estilos de burbujas y filtro antirreflejo polarizado
- ✓ Tarjetas compartibles en 2 toques (incluye pequeña marca de agua)
SimpFish Pro
Más barato que una porción de musgo de Java o un bote de comida para peces. Desbloquea todo el estudio con En familia de Apple.
- ★ Sin marcas de agua: Tarjetas 4K limpias para Reddit, Instagram e impresión
- ★ Estudio TikTok y Reels a 60 FPS: Burbujas animadas y 4 modos virales (Majestic vs Derp, Zoom Loop, Cámara lenta, Clásico)
- ★ ★ Macro óptico de 2 cm: Enfoque automático macro ultra gran angular directo al cristal
- ★ Apilamiento de 40 capas: Enfoque desde el cristal frontal hasta las plantas del fondo
- ★ En familia ✓ Comparte con hasta 5 familiares sin coste adicional
Questions from fellow fish nerds.
How the 25/40-slice depth scrubber works, why 2cm macro matters for begging livebearers, and why there is no subscription.