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SimpFish para iPhone
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Seu peixe está julgando seu aquapaisagismo. Agora você tem provas.

Aponte o iPhone para o vidro. O SimpFish dispara uma varredura de profundidade de 25 camadas para congelar peixes ágeis sem reflexo da sua roupa no aquário, identifica a espécie no aparelho e escreve seu monólogo sarcástico.

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Macro 2 cm
Para guppies pedindo comida no vidro
40 Camadas
Controle manual de profundidade de foco
$0 / mês
IA 100% no dispositivo
Exported SimpFish share card of Gill Clinton the Fancy Guppy
Card real exportado em 2 toques
SimpFish Studio on iPhone 17 Pro Max showing Slice 1 of 25 AI #1 depth scrubber and Gill Clinton thought bubble

Snap. Scrub. Judged.

Point your camera at the tank. Tap the shutter. Now you have a tack-sharp photo of your fish and a glowing thought bubble explaining why it hates your filter outflow. That is the whole app (apart from the rest of it).

SimpFish live aquarium camera showing Species Lock Guppy, 2cm Macro toggle, and 25 Shots Sweep mode
1 AUTO • SWEEP • TRACK • REEL

Freeze the begging swarm

The second you walk up to the tank, your guppies rush the front glass to beg for flakes two centimeters from your lens. Standard iPhone 1× cameras cannot focus closer than 20cm. Tap ✿ Macro for 2cm focus, or fire a 25-shot focus sweep into the deep tank at 1/180s.

SimpFish Studio screen showing 25-slice Depth Scrubber from Front Glass Macro to Deep Tank with AI #1 rank badge
2 SLICE 1 / 25 • ✨ AI #1 PICK

Scrub to the sharpest eyeball

In aquarium photography, if the tail fin is sharp, the eye is a blur. SimpFish scores every frame on the Apple Neural Engine and pins ✨ AI #1 on the crispest shot. Drag the Depth Scrubber from Front Glass to Deep Tank to inspect every millimeter yourself.

SimpFish Monologue Editor showing Gill Clinton, Stupid Name and Famous Name dice buttons, 15 mood tags, and quick presets
3 STUPID NAMES • 15 MOODS • 4K SHARE

Roll a name and roast your tank

Tap 🎲 Famous Name for Gill Clinton or Swim Shady, or 🎲 Stupid Name for Barnaby the Glutton. Pick a mood tag like 🤪 DERP, 🫧 ZERO THOUGHTS, or 🍤 FOOD GREMLIN, and export a 4K card or 60 FPS TikTok Reel.

What is going on behind those unblinking eyes?

Pick a tank inmate below. Hit 🎲 Reroll Thought or 🎲 Roll Fish Name to test the on-device comedy engine right in your browser.

🔒 Fancy Guppy
🐟 Gill Clinton • 92% DRAMATIC
Neon Tank Theme

"Why does the filter have a filter-matic crush on my neon fin? Also I have not eaten in forty-seven years. Drop the flake."

Tap a mood tag to change the vibe:
🐠
Gill Clinton • Poecilia reticulata

Ate bloodworms three minutes ago. Convinced it will perish of malnutrition before dinner.

Scan Your Tank Free ➔

Why your $1,200 iPhone takes $2 photos of your $200 fish.

You spent a small fortune on low-iron rimless glass, CO2 injection, and imported Bucephalandra. Yet every photo in your camera roll is a radioactive green blur swimming past a crystal-clear reflection of your grey sweatpants.

Default Camera & $40/yr Scanners

Why It Fails
1. The 20cm Guppy Begging Wall
Walk within six feet of your tank and every guppy, platy, and betta rushes the front glass to beg for food 2 to 5cm from your phone. The standard iPhone 1× lens cannot focus closer than 20cm, turning your fish into an out-of-focus blob.
2. Smart HDR Fin Ghosting
Apple Photonic Engine fuses multiple slow exposures together. That works for a parked car, not a neon tetra darting behind Java fern at Mach 2.
3. The Sweatpants Mirror & Reef Blue Soup
Room lamps turn flat aquarium glass into a mirror, while 450nm royal blue reef LEDs overload the CMOS sensor into a washed-out purple haze.
4. "Congrats on Your Atlantic Salmon"
Generic cloud scanner apps upload your living room to a remote server, make you wait four seconds, call your freshwater Betta splendens a wild Atlantic salmon, and demand $39.99/year.

SimpFish Aquarium Optics Pipeline

Built for Tank Glass
✿ 2CM OPTICAL MACRO

Press right against the glass

Locks the ultra-wide macro autofocus system down to 2 centimeters so begging guppies, shrimp eyes, and glass-surfing corydoras come out tack-sharp. Plus, touching the rubber phone case to the glass blocks room reflections.

25 & 40-SLICE DEPTH SCRUBBER

Sweep the whole water column

Fires an 8, 15, 25, or 40-shot burst while sweeping lens focus from the front pane into the back stem plants. Our 20-slice+ manual depth scrubber and ✨ AI #1 pin let you pick the exact frame where the eyeball sparkles.

POLARIZED DE-GLARE & ACTINIC DE-BLUE

Kill reflections & reef blue blowout

CoreImage polarized de-glare strips away room haze, while our computational Actinic De-Blue digital orange filter balances 450nm royal blue reef LEDs so coral fluorescence pops without clip-on plastic lenses.

60 FPS TIKTOK & REEL STUDIO

4 viral social video modes

Turn any burst into a 60 FPS vertical video with animated speech bubbles tracking your fish across the tank. Choose Majestic vs Derp 🤪, Hyper Zoom Loop 🔁, Slow-Mo, or Classic.

2,500+ ornamental species on-device: Betta splendens, Bristlenose Pleco (Ancistrus), African & South American cichlids, Neocaridina shrimp, and reef corals.
Works offline in airplane mode

Pay $0 forever. Or $4.99 once. Never rent a camera app.

Other fish scanner apps charge $39.99 every year because they upload your photos to cloud servers. SimpFish runs 100% on your iPhone Neural Engine with no subscription required. Our server bill is $0.00, so you never pay a recurring fee.

PICTURE FISH E SCANNERS NA NUVEM

A armadilha da assinatura

$39.99 / ano para sempre

Envia fotos da sua sala para servidores remotos, cobra mensalidades para recursos básicos e acha que seu guppy é uma carpa.

  • ✕ Assinatura anual de $39.99 com renovação automática
  • ✕ Câmera 1x embaçada falha quando o peixe chega perto do vidro
  • ✕ Zero controle de profundidade ou remoção de reflexos
  • ✕ Sem pensamentos de peixe, nomes engraçados ou vídeos em reel
  • ✕ Exige internet constante e upload de fotos para a nuvem
Custo em 3 anos: $119.97
VERSÃO GRATUITA • SEM CARTÃO DE CRÉDITO

SimpFish Grátis

$0 grátis para sempre

Sem pegadinhas de teste de 3 dias. Sem tela de cadastro. Baixe, aponte para o aquário e divirta-se em 10 segundos.

  • ✓ Disparos contínuos ilimitados de 8, 15 e 25 fotos
  • ✓ Controle manual de 25 camadas de profundidade + escolha ✨ IA #1
  • ✓ Identificação de espécies no aparelho e Bloqueio de Espécie
  • ✓ Monólogos debochados ilimitados e nomes cômicos para peixes
  • ✓ 15 tags de humor, 5 temas de balão e filtro antirreflexo polarizado
  • ✓ Cards compartilháveis em 2 toques (com marca d'água discreta)
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OFERTA DE LANÇAMENTO • ECONOMIZE 38%
DESBLOQUEIO VITALÍCIO ÚNICO

SimpFish Pro

$4.99 $7.99 Pague uma vez, tenha para sempre

Mais barato que uma porção de musgo de Java ou ração de qualidade. Desbloqueia todo o estúdio com Compartilhamento Familiar da Apple.

  • ★ Sem marcas d'água: Cards 4K limpos para Reddit, Instagram e impressão
  • ★ Estúdio TikTok & Reels a 60 FPS: Balões animados + 4 modos de vídeo (Majestic vs Derp, Zoom Loop, Câmera lenta, Clássico)
  • ★ ★ Macro óptico de 2 cm: Autofoco macro ultra-angular colado no vidro
  • ★ Foco empilhado em 40 camadas: Foco total do vidro frontal até as plantas do fundo
  • ★ Compartilhamento Familiar ✓ Compartilhe com até 5 familiares sem custo extra
Baixar SimpFish grátis (Upgrade no App)
🔒 Sua sala de estar fica no seu iPhone. Sem contas, sem pedir seu e-mail, sem SDKs de anúncios e zero uploads para a nuvem. Leia nossa Política de privacidade.
Cero custos de servidores na nuvem

Questions from fellow fish nerds.

How the 25/40-slice depth scrubber works, why 2cm macro matters for begging livebearers, and why there is no subscription.

How does SimpFish eliminate aquarium glass glare and reflections? ↓
SimpFish cuts tank glass reflections and blur through two on-device camera tools built for aquarium glass. First, the Tap-to-Freeze shutter fires a 120 FPS burst sweep through Apple AVFoundation at 1/180s shutter speed, locking exposure at -0.7 EV so iridescent scales never blow out while freezing the exact millisecond a darting fish turns parallel to the glass. Second, our CoreImage polarized de-glare filter strips away reflections of room lamps, windows, and your sweatpants on the front pane. Unlike the default iPhone camera app, which hunts for focus on water droplets or glass scratches, SimpFish sweeps focal distance from the front glass into the deep tank. You get a tack-sharp aquarium portrait in one second without turning off every lamp in your living room.
Does SimpFish require a paid subscription to identify fish? ↓
No. SimpFish has zero subscriptions. The app is free to download and free forever for everyday freshwater and saltwater fish identification. The free tier includes unlimited 8, 15, and 25-shot bursts, the 25-slice manual depth scrubber, on-device species identification, unlimited snarky thought bubble generations, stupid fish name presets, and 2-tap high-resolution meme cards. If you want the complete studio, SimpFish Pro is a one-time $4.99 lifetime unlock (Launch Deal, regular $7.99) with Apple Family Sharing included. Paying $4.99 once removes watermarks, unlocks the 60 FPS TikTok and Reel Studio with four viral video modes, enables the 2cm optical macro lens for fish begging on the glass, and expands depth stacking to 40 slices. You never pay a monthly or annual fee.
How does on-device AI identify fish species without an internet connection? ↓
SimpFish runs 100% on-device using Apple Intelligence Foundation Models and the Apple Vision framework. When you snap a burst, SimpFish locates the fish in every frame, scores sharpness across the eye and fins, and runs local species taxonomy inference on the iPhone Neural Engine. The classifier checks dorsal fin shape, caudal fin geometry, lateral line markings, and body profile across 2,500+ freshwater, marine, and invertebrate species. If you already know what sits in your tank, you can tap Species Lock to pin your exact fish (like Guppy, Betta, or Neon Tetra) so every photo gets instant species-specific jokes. Because the whole pipeline runs on your phone hardware, SimpFish works offline in airplane mode, basement fish rooms, and local fish stores with zero cloud uploads.
What kind of thoughts and personas does SimpFish generate? ↓
SimpFish pairs species identification with a comedy engine trained on how real aquarium fish behave in your tank. Betta splendens and cichlids talk like petty warlords demanding live bloodworm tributes while plotting violence against a nerite snail. Guppies, platies, and mollies act like starving food gremlins doing the frantic glass shimmy two centimeters from your nose three minutes after dinner. Bristlenose plecos, corydoras, and otocinclus enter a zero-thoughts glass-licking trance while producing two-foot strings of driftwood fiber on freshly vacuumed white sand. Schooling neon tetras panic over the gravel siphon tube. You can also roll famous and stupid fish names like Gill Clinton, Swim Shady, James Pond, or Suck-Lord 3000, and pick from 15 mood tags like 92% Dramatic, Derp, or Food Gremlin.
Why do standard smartphone cameras struggle with aquarium photography? ↓
Standard phone cameras are tuned for outdoor portraits and stationary pets, not fast fish swimming behind thick glass and water. First, when your guppies or betta rush the front pane to beg for flakes, they sit 2 to 5 centimeters from the lens; the standard iPhone 1x camera cannot focus closer than 20 centimeters, turning your fish into a blurry smudge. Second, Apple Smart HDR blends multiple slow exposures together, creating ghosting on beating pectoral fins. Third, bright aquarium LED bars blow out silver and neon scales while dark substrates trick the camera into slowing the shutter. SimpFish fixes all three problems by switching to the 2cm ultra-wide macro lens for close-up beggars, locking a fast 1/180s sports shutter, and sweeping focus slices across the tank.
Can SimpFish identify saltwater corals and rare cichlid morphs? ↓
Yes. SimpFish includes an on-device biological taxonomy covering over 2,500 freshwater and marine fish, dwarf shrimp, snails, and reef corals. That covers African cichlids from Lake Malawi and Lake Tanganyika, South American apistogrammas and discus, fancy livebearers, fancy goldfish, Caridina and Neocaridina shrimp, and monster fish like arowanas and bichirs. For saltwater reef keepers, SimpFish recognizes clownfish, tangs, wrasses, gobies, and SPS, LPS, and soft corals including Acropora, Montipora, Euphyllia torches and hammers, and Zoanthids. Whether you are checking compatibility on a mystery tank at your local fish store or logging a new frag in your display tank, SimpFish gives you the common hobbyist trade name, scientific binomial name, and a spot-on personality roast.
How does SimpFish fix blue LED lighting blowout in reef tanks? ↓
Saltwater reef tanks run under heavy 420 to 450 nanometer royal blue and actinic LED channels to make coral proteins fluoresce. Phone camera sensors panic under pure actinic light, flooding the blue channel and turning glowing green torches and orange scolymias into an unreadable purple haze. Reef hobbyists usually buy clip-on orange plastic lenses just to take a passable photo. SimpFish builds a computational Actinic De-Blue orange filter and a Polarized De-Glare filter straight into the camera pipeline. With one tap, the image processor pulls back oversaturated royal blue wavelengths and restores natural white balance, letting green, yellow, and orange coral fluorescence pop in your share cards and 60 FPS reef reels without strapping plastic gadgets to your iPhone.
Is my aquarium data and photography kept private? ↓
Yes. SimpFish is private by architecture and runs with zero cloud servers. Every burst photo, 20-slice or 40-slice depth sweep, species identification, thought bubble, and 60 FPS video reel is processed and stored locally on your iPhone. We do not require an account, we do not ask for your email address, and we do not embed third-party ad trackers or analytics SDKs. Photos of your living room reflections, your tank collection, and your camera roll never leave your phone unless you tap the share sheet to post a card or video yourself. The only network call the app ever makes is Apple StoreKit receipt verification when you buy or restore the one-time $4.99 SimpFish Pro unlock.
How do I export and share fish meme cards to Reddit or Instagram? ↓
Sharing takes two taps from the Studio screen. Once you pick your sharpest frame on the depth scrubber and choose a thought bubble style (Modern, Oval, Cloud, Action, or glowing Neon Tank), tap Share Card to export a crisp vertical portrait card or tap Export Reel to render a 60 FPS MP4 video with animated fish-tracked bubbles. Cards and reels are sized for Reddit communities like r/Aquariums, r/bettafish, r/PlantedTank, and r/shrimptank, plus TikTok, Instagram Reels, Discord, and iMessage. Free cards include a small corner watermark. Upgrading to SimpFish Pro for $4.99 once removes all watermarks and unlocks all four social video modes: Majestic vs Derp, Hyper Zoom Loop, Slow-Mo, and Classic.
Can I edit or reroll the fish's generated thought monologue? ↓
Yes. Inside the Studio editor, you have total control over every word on the card. Tap Reroll Thought to generate a fresh species-aware roast on the spot, or tap one of the quick preset pills to cycle through unhinged thoughts with zero waiting. Tap the Stupid Name or Famous Name buttons to rename your fish to classics like Gill Clinton, Swim Shady, James Pond, Fin Diesel, Barnaby the Glutton, or Suck-Lord 3000. You can also type your own custom name and custom monologue if your fish just did something ridiculous like uprooting your Monte Carlo carpet or picking a fight with an algae magnet, and pair it with 15 mood tags and 5 bubble themes.
What iPhone hardware and iOS version is required? ↓
SimpFish runs on iPhones with iOS 18.0 or later. High-speed burst capture, the 20-slice and 25-slice free depth scrubber, the 40-slice Pro depth stack, and 60 FPS Reel rendering run on Apple Silicon iPhones using AVFoundation, Metal, and CoreImage. The 2cm Optical Macro mode uses the ultra-wide macro autofocus system found on iPhone 13 Pro through iPhone 17 Pro Max. On-device species identification runs on the Apple Neural Engine across all supported iPhones, while devices with Apple Intelligence Foundation Models gain dynamic context-aware monologue variations alongside our curated species comedy bank. Everything runs locally with instant startup right from your Home Screen or Control Center camera shortcut.
How does SimpFish compare to Picture Fish and generic fishing apps? ↓
Outdoor fishing apps like Fishbrain are built for anglers holding a bass on a boat dock, not aquarists shooting a two-inch neon tetra through low-iron glass. Meanwhile, generic scanner apps like Picture Fish push $39.99/year auto-renewing subscriptions, upload your photos to cloud servers, have zero optical controls for tank glass reflections or close-up begging fish, and routinely call a fancy guppy an Atlantic salmon. SimpFish is purpose-built for aquarium hobbyists. You get a real 2cm macro and depth-sweeping aquarium camera, accurate ornamental fish ID, a hilarious thought bubble and TikTok Reel studio, a generous free tier, and a one-time $4.99 lifetime Pro unlock instead of another recurring subscription.
Have a question about a specific fish, shrimp, or coral setup? Email us at [email protected].
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Chega de fotos borradas dos seus peixes ornamentais.

Baixe o SimpFish grátis. Congele o cardume faminto, navegue por 40 camadas de profundidade e descubra o que seu Betta planeja contra a neritina.

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SimpFish
SimpFish
Download grátis • $4.99 Pro vitalício • Sem assinaturas
 Baixar na App Store