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水槽のガラスにiPhoneを向けるだけ。SimpFishは25スライスの深度スイープ撮影で部屋着の反射をシャットアウトし、泳ぎ回る魚の瞬間を静止。オンデバイスAIが魚種を判別し、辛口な心の声を生成します。
Snap. Scrub. Judged.
Point your camera at the tank. Tap the shutter. Now you have a tack-sharp photo of your fish and a glowing thought bubble explaining why it hates your filter outflow. That is the whole app (apart from the rest of it).
Freeze the begging swarm
The second you walk up to the tank, your guppies rush the front glass to beg for flakes two centimeters from your lens. Standard iPhone 1× cameras cannot focus closer than 20cm. Tap ✿ Macro for 2cm focus, or fire a 25-shot focus sweep into the deep tank at 1/180s.
Scrub to the sharpest eyeball
In aquarium photography, if the tail fin is sharp, the eye is a blur. SimpFish scores every frame on the Apple Neural Engine and pins ✨ AI #1 on the crispest shot. Drag the Depth Scrubber from Front Glass to Deep Tank to inspect every millimeter yourself.
Roll a name and roast your tank
Tap 🎲 Famous Name for Gill Clinton or Swim Shady, or 🎲 Stupid Name for Barnaby the Glutton. Pick a mood tag like 🤪 DERP, 🫧 ZERO THOUGHTS, or 🍤 FOOD GREMLIN, and export a 4K card or 60 FPS TikTok Reel.
What is going on behind those unblinking eyes?
Pick a tank inmate below. Hit 🎲 Reroll Thought or 🎲 Roll Fish Name to test the on-device comedy engine right in your browser.
"Why does the filter have a filter-matic crush on my neon fin? Also I have not eaten in forty-seven years. Drop the flake."
Ate bloodworms three minutes ago. Convinced it will perish of malnutrition before dinner.
Why your $1,200 iPhone takes $2 photos of your $200 fish.
You spent a small fortune on low-iron rimless glass, CO2 injection, and imported Bucephalandra. Yet every photo in your camera roll is a radioactive green blur swimming past a crystal-clear reflection of your grey sweatpants.
Default Camera & $40/yr Scanners
Why It Fails- 1. The 20cm Guppy Begging Wall
- Walk within six feet of your tank and every guppy, platy, and betta rushes the front glass to beg for food 2 to 5cm from your phone. The standard iPhone 1× lens cannot focus closer than 20cm, turning your fish into an out-of-focus blob.
- 2. Smart HDR Fin Ghosting
- Apple Photonic Engine fuses multiple slow exposures together. That works for a parked car, not a neon tetra darting behind Java fern at Mach 2.
- 3. The Sweatpants Mirror & Reef Blue Soup
- Room lamps turn flat aquarium glass into a mirror, while 450nm royal blue reef LEDs overload the CMOS sensor into a washed-out purple haze.
- 4. "Congrats on Your Atlantic Salmon"
- Generic cloud scanner apps upload your living room to a remote server, make you wait four seconds, call your freshwater Betta splendens a wild Atlantic salmon, and demand $39.99/year.
SimpFish Aquarium Optics Pipeline
Built for Tank GlassPress right against the glass
Locks the ultra-wide macro autofocus system down to 2 centimeters so begging guppies, shrimp eyes, and glass-surfing corydoras come out tack-sharp. Plus, touching the rubber phone case to the glass blocks room reflections.
Sweep the whole water column
Fires an 8, 15, 25, or 40-shot burst while sweeping lens focus from the front pane into the back stem plants. Our 20-slice+ manual depth scrubber and ✨ AI #1 pin let you pick the exact frame where the eyeball sparkles.
Kill reflections & reef blue blowout
CoreImage polarized de-glare strips away room haze, while our computational Actinic De-Blue digital orange filter balances 450nm royal blue reef LEDs so coral fluorescence pops without clip-on plastic lenses.
4 viral social video modes
Turn any burst into a 60 FPS vertical video with animated speech bubbles tracking your fish across the tank. Choose Majestic vs Derp 🤪, Hyper Zoom Loop 🔁, Slow-Mo, or Classic.
Pay $0 forever. Or $4.99 once. Never rent a camera app.
Other fish scanner apps charge $39.99 every year because they upload your photos to cloud servers. SimpFish runs 100% on your iPhone Neural Engine with no subscription required. Our server bill is $0.00, so you never pay a recurring fee.
月額サブスクの罠にご注意を
リビングの写真を外部サーバーに送信し、基本機能にまで課金を要求し、グッピーをコイと誤認識します。
- ✕ 毎年自動更新される39.99ドルの高額サブスクリプション
- ✕ ガラスに近寄る魚に標準1倍カメラではピントが合わない
- ✕ 深度スクロールや水槽ガラス反射の除去機能なし
- ✕ 魚の心の声、ユニークな命名、動画リール機能なし
- ✕ インターネット接続とクラウド送信が必須
SimpFish Free
3日間のお試し課金トラップも会員登録も不要。ダウンロードして水槽に向けるだけですぐ楽しめます。
- ✓ 8枚・15枚・25枚の高速連写バースト撮影が無制限
- ✓ 25スライス手動ピントスクラバー + ✨ AIおすすめ #1
- ✓ オンデバイス魚種判定が無制限 & 種別ロック機能
- ✓ 魚の辛口モノローグ & ユニーク命名ジェネレーター
- ✓ 15種類の感情タグ・5つの吹き出しテーマ・偏光反射除去フィルター
- ✓ 2タップ高画質カード共有(控えめなウォーターマーク付き)
SimpFish Pro
水草パック1個や魚のエサ1缶よりお手頃。Appleファミリー共有対応で、家族全員で永久に使えます。
- ★ ウォーターマーク完全非表示: RedditやInstagram、印刷に最適な4Kクリーンカード
- ★ 60 FPS TikTok & Reel スタジオ: 魚追尾アニメーション吹き出し + 4つの動画モード
- ★ ★ 2cm 光学マクロ: ガラスに張り付いてエサをねだる魚を至近距離でオートフォーカス
- ★ 40スライス深度スタック: 前面ガラスから奥の水草まで水槽全体をフォーカススイープ
- ★ ファミリー共有対応 ✓ 追加料金なしで家族最大5人と共有可能
Questions from fellow fish nerds.
How the 25/40-slice depth scrubber works, why 2cm macro matters for begging livebearers, and why there is no subscription.